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“We searched for a week or two to find someone who sold these still, and then found your site… Top product can’t wait to get it….” – J M UK 1499
My cock caused a “BOMB SCARE“
I work on an Army camp, and little did I realise that all incoming mail is put through an airport-style scanning machine to alert of any hazardous content. (Letter bombs and the like.)
Of course, when the Willy Kit goes through, they see a battery, some wiring, soft plastic etc. A slight panic ensues, where they evacuate the scanning room, the post room, and the rest of the building. So there are approx 30 – 40 people who’s day has been disrupted because of my Willy Kit looks like a bomb on the screen!
So I get a call at my desk, asking me if I’m expecting any parcels. A very brave lady then walks back into the scanning room to check who the parcel is from. I already know exactly what it is, and was dreading the years of wind-ups and jokes that the military are renowned for. Not to mention an interview with someone high ranking etc etc……..
However, I just told her that I was expecting the parcel from ‘Direct Sales’ and panic was averted.
So, in a way my cock caused a bomb scare. I may have to use that in a chat-up line one day! – A H
A Friend for Life
“I was looking for a special sexual present for my husband for our anniversary but I found the perfect present for me instead. Thank you so much. I have always told my husband that I wanted to keep his penis at home with me now I really can WOW!” – L Carsen. USA 0453
Pretend to be in the bath
Hello to everyone. ….. it is to say what a great kit it is, and to tell you what happened making it.
Firstly the kit is really good ….. and secondly the fun we had making it. Every thing was going fine until the mould had properly set around my willy. Next thing to do was think of “Christine Hamilton” to try and get rid of my erection. My wife had other ideas and started performing in her sexiest underwear. Well as you can imagine, i was left with the mould on my willy for almost 35 minutes before i could get my willy out. To top it off a neighbour called round and i had to pretend to be in the bath!!! Anyway hope the pics are good enough for the gallery, i tried to take some during the making but they came out to dark, the flash on the digi camera is broke.
Next time i’ll have to make it outside? CSM – UK
The perfect solution, problem solved or so I thought…
I decided to buy my wife a wily moulding kit so she would always me to hand (so to speak)
Anyway on receiving the kit me and my wife couldn’t wait to start moulding and started straight away! Knowing the pressure was on me to stay hard and mould the perfect replica, I was having trouble staying hard, so I came up with the perfect solution, tie one of my wife’s elastic hairbands around my willy (like a cock ring) and it would stay hard for the required 3 minutes. Problem solved or so I thought…
There I was ready to start moulding, my wife started to make up the mixture, whilst waiting for her to mix it up I started to feel uncomfortable due to the fact that the veins in my willy started doubling in size it felt like it was going to explode! My wife oblivious to my pain proceeded to pour on the mixture complaining that we didn’t have long before it set and I should just grin and bear it. The mixture was half in when (saved by the bell) the phone rang distracting my wife for long enough for me to rescue my man head. Pulling the moulding kit and hairband of me I found my poor willy was black and blue, I’d burst a couple of veins.
I’ve attached a picture of it to show you.
It hasn’t put me of we have already ordered some more mixture, this time we will do it without the hairband!! IA – UK
What a Giggle!
I just wanted to say how brilliant your willy kit is! We had so much fun making it, but we did have a few problems cause we were giggling so much so my boyfriend ended up doing a slip knot with some string to help keep him in place (everything moves about when giggling you know!). However, we obviously didn’t think enough before hand about it cause afterwards he was black n blue from bursting a couple of veins, but no pain luckily lol.
Great results though, extreemly detailed and works brilliantly!
We had so much fun that we are getting one for a friend for xmas and might even start our own collection of different colours!
Thank-You so much for our giggling fits! S – UK
Most definately not my phone!
About one month ago, curiosity struck me. I wondered, if indeed there was a way to divert from the common sex toy. To make my own, a copy of my own beloved Jonny. After about a week of having some rather unconventional discussions about this with a group of friends, we decided to do some research, we were all intrigued. Three days later, at 1:16 AM, my bud Denny calls me and tells me EUREKA! He came across your site! I told him to immediately order a couple kits for us all. We were eager to jump into it when the kits came, and once I had my fun copying my you-know-who, I decided to gift it to my special someone. I stick it in my backpack and head to my film class at USC. I’m sitting there in the lecture hall, when someone walking past me bumps my backpack. MY OTHER JONNY STARTS VIBRATING! My friend Erik immediately notices and tells me: “Turn off your damn phone!” I start blushing. I didn’t know what to do. To turn it off, I would have to remove it from my backpack, and people would see it. This would make me look very, very, awkward to say the least. I pretended I was getting an emergency call I said to Erik, “I think it’s my grandma, she’s in the hospital!” Everyone looks at me weird as I barge out of the room. I make the save in the nick of time. You know what they say: in film school, everybody’s an actor too!
Porridge
Sorry for the delay in not sending you a photo yet of the completed mould but we are having problems with the moulding, We made an error making the moulding powder it came out thick and had the constituency of porridge , also L thought it was ready and poured the mixture in as the colour went from purple to white but when it was over my willy in the plastic it started to turn pink. So we obviously made a cock up (excuse the pun).
So we would like to purchase some more moulding powder, then hopefully we will eventually get it right.
I will log in and place the order.
Thanks L and A
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